Kevin Bedell wins his time slot across the key demos with his offbeat reimagining of "The Bachelor" which places Linux in the starring role. An excerpt:
And HP chimed in, "That California girl, Sun, had her old boyfriend Solaris drop her off at the airport on the way here. She's definitely on the rebound." HP was stunning in an evening gown and heels, but was still carrying a football. "Hey Linux, let's you and I go play some catch! You can be my 'Mr. Touchdown' any day!".