The most illuminated R-y Kurzweil (pbuh) is giving a sermon
tonight in San Francisco on the coming technological singularity,
which will grant us all bliss everlasting in a computational
It's due in about 30 years, plus or minus a few decades.
In this virtual heaven not only will we get everything we
ever wanted, plus a pony, but the ponies will talk, and get
everything they ever wanted too, and shoot frickin' lasers
out of their eyes.
I'm going, and may catch a late movie with friends
afterwards -- if the singularity does not arrive early
during the talk. If it does arrive, we'll instead
simultaneously download all movies ever made or capable
of being made into our neoneocortexes.