Gojomo

2002-04-29
Nigerian Millions Can Be Yours, Too

Get Rich Never Department
People complain about all the Nigerian "help-us-get-this-pile-of-money-out-of-the-country" spam they've been receiving.

But I say: don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

I made $117.5 million last year by accepting such deposits.

Few people realize that Nigerians send HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS in ill-gotten funds to the USA each year, through people just like you and me! All you need is a Hotmail address (free!) and a checking account (sometimes free!).

Keep an eye out for my late-night infomercial, "How To Make Money From Shady Nigerian Contractors, Bureaucrats, Bankers, Princes, and Politicians".